The Middle Ages

I've got a bald patch on my head so thank you mama,
I've got a nice round belly just like my old papa,
My poor back aches, every time I wake
This is what they call;
Middle age

So I'm gonna just stay in my bed today
And hope that it all goes away.

My hair is getting grey just like my papa,
I'm getting hot flushes just like my mama,
My joints all creak and my eyesight is weak
This is what they call;
Middle age

So I'm gonna just stay in my bed today.
And hope that it all goes away.

My arms have wings so thank you mama,
My fingers look like roots like my old papa,
I walk with a stoop and my eyelids droop
This is what they call;
Middle age

So I'm gonna just stay in bed today
And hope that it all goes away.

I know I'm not going to get any better,
Soon I'll be replaced by my young kids,
But I've plotted and planned and cut no slack
They'll soon know why it's called;
Middle age.

So I'm gonna stay in the home today
And bide my time till I can pass away.